so hungry

 

So this morning, I went through the cabinet trying to find food.  I had the campbell's speghetti's style soup..which i killed from lack of hydration.

Then I grabbed cream corn.

Now I sit here staring at my sad can of corn... starving, but not thinking I could stomach that crap.  Why did I think I'd want this?

feeeeewd.

And then, to kick me when I'm down, Malcolm walks over and says "You know we don't have a can opener, right?"

It didn't even occur to me.  I'm so stoo-pid!

I'll just sit here and stab at the can with one of my pens.