jolly green giant

 

For breakfast I brought in a sack full of green beans from my walk to the market yesterday.  That’s them up there, I took a picture just for you guys so you could remember what they look like ;)  It’s been forever since I had an actual raw green bean.  I forgot how dry and crunchy they are… but not in a bad way.  I think I’m just so used to the squishy canned kind that eating them raw will take some getting used to.

In other news, tomorrow I will be hitting my two week mark of my diet / eating raw.  I knew my co-workers would be asking what I’m down to since it’s Monday morning, so I did jump on the scale and look.  Oh who am I kidding! I jump on the scale like 10 times a day.  I can’t help myself.

I’m down 16.5 lbs so far.   I find myself pondering if I can will myself down those 3.5 lbs to the 20 mark by tomorrow.  Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Quiet, let’s center ourselves.

OOOOoooommmmmmm……. OOOoooooommmmmmmm….

how did you f up today

Far be it for me to point out people’s F@#% ups, but as a man with a camera, it’s my duty.  Seriously, it is.. really.

Yes by all means, drive the wrong way down a one way service road, ignore the cones & construction warning signs, and run your car right off the steep ledge.

And THAT, is how you f@#%ed up today.

one crappy day

Today sure seems to be starting off horribly.

Couldn’t sleep last night, but needed to get into work early for a meeting… So I’m dragging ass today.

When I got here, I found out someone really special is having their job cut at the end of the month.

I just ran into a friend from downstairs and found out her hubby was mugged and is dealing with the drama of a beat up husband and stolen cards.

What next?  …Anyone??

Everything seemed so positive lately, and then BAM!   Well if it’s going to be one of those days, lets get it all out today and get back to the good times.

cailin paints with awesome sauce

When I came into work today I had this treasure sitting on my desk from a coworker’s daughter. 

It’s colorful and shiny and I like it.

I see a frog hoping among erect penii.  I don’t think that’s what she painted, but that’s what I see when I look it.  And that makes me giggle.

What do you see?

its monday

It’s Monday and I'm still bitter the fat bunny didn’t bounce his way into our house and leave me little nuggets of crap in a basket.

Not that I need to increase the size of my thunder thighs, but still… woulda been nice.

hrmph.

out of boredom

Out of boredom I started a new series of doodles, “The Kitten Suicides”

Why?  Because I often wish one of my cats would just up and die.  I would never harm her, I just day dream about it because she’s so damn annoying.

Feel free to offer suggestions for new drawings, I am going to try and do one quick doodle a night.

Enjoy.

Hanging

Pills