It's a sad day in my cube... my favorite coffee syrup ran out. I licked out every last drop of my almond roca. Sure I have the starbucks syrups in various flavors...but this crappy brand syrup was by far my favorite.
*cries*
My boss just walked up to me and caught me staring at my empty bottle.
"Booze run dry?"
"My coffee syrup is all gone... this is the last coffee i'll make with it."
"You and Robert both, I swear!"
"Oh I didn't know he was a coffee hound... Maybe I'll go tell him so someone can share my pain..."
Someone bring me another bottle, I'm already jonesing...and I'm not even done with my last cup.
Oh, and yes, that's imaginary friends on my desktop screen. They're sharing my pain too.
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