Today when I was brushing my teeth I noticed the worst possible thing I could have ever seen.
I thought at first I just dribbled some toothpaste spittle, seeing as I was still brushing my teeth. Upon closer inspection it was an enormous, long, scraggly, gray hair sticking out from my chin! I immediately plucked the hair from the front of my beard.
DENY DENY DENY!!!
And then I saw another... *PLUCK*
I refused to look anymore. Spit, rinse, and walk away.
Ugh, it was so gross, and coarse, and icky! *SHIVER*
Seems like just yesterday I was running around in diapers. ;-)
Sadness.
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