crunchy's b-day

Crunchy's birthday is this weekend.  So I asked him "What should I get you?"

Crunchy: "I don't know...ummm.."
Me: "Buttplug?"
Crunchy: "NOOoo!  I'm not down with the buttplug."
Me: "Buttplug it is."
Crunchy: "No.  Get me something you'd like."
Me: "Buttplug."
Crunchy: "No."
Me: "Anal beads?"
Crunchy: "No, come'on, something you'd like."
Me: "Prostate massager?"
Crunchy: "I don't know what I want everyone keeps asking."
Me: "Buttplug."

I get the look from him.

Me: "Buttplug."

I love saying that word.

Buttplug.