I walked in and saw a cake in the kitchen. When I got to my desk there was a birthday card for the CEO.
I hate signing cards. I can't ever think of anything to put in it.
My first thought was "Fuck you... and happy birthday." But Crunchy behooved me not to write that.
I mulled it over for a few minutes and finally settled on "Enjoy the latter years of your life." or something like that.
I hate birthdays.
I could bitch again about how everyone always gets a card and cake except me. But I won't. I totally won't bring it up.
I totally didn't get a card though.
No friggin' cake either.
:P
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