Wednesday, October 31, 2007

taco kisses for my ben!

Theres a giant taco walking aound

Happy Halloween, ev'rybody!  I didn't even remember it was a holiday until a giant taco walked through my office.  We already had our house party (pics probably gonna be downloaded tonight) so Halloween already seems over to me.

I have this feeling it's going to be a big distraction today and am not going to accomplish a darn thing at work... which is making me wish I would've just stayed in bed.

I hate holidays.

Monday, October 29, 2007

itch

my right ass cheek won't stop itching.... make it stop :(

 

aren't you glad i didn't post a picture for this entry?  hehe

still sick...STILL

i'm sick :(

it's been over 2 weeks now and still sick.   Friday night when i got home i laid down for a short nap.... 17 hours later I woke up and still wanted to sleep!

now, my sinus' are infected.

 

WHY GOD?  WHY!?!?!

 

:P

Friday, October 26, 2007

another requested doodle

sharpie doodle of megabyte


I was bored, so i grabbed my sharpie and doodled megabyte... paul and emily's puppy.  makes me wish I had a pen and ink set, or maybe even thinner sharpies, hehe.  oh well, it was fun while lit lasted.   back to work...

totally got me

So I'm chatting with Caleb about his horrible diet (that skinny bastard!) when brink walks in from lunch.

Brink: Something smells like updog in here!
Me: What's updog?
Brink: Nothing, what's up with you?

all I could do was put my head down.  it was so painfully obvious, my stupidity hurt.

left alone to my own devices

Untitled

I've been sick and since I haven't had any sick days I decided to work from home yesterday.  Working from home is nothing new, I've done it for years in the past.  But getting to do it again reminded me of why I enjoy it so much.

1) Nearly free and endless amounts of lattes

2) Silence and solitude

3) No public bathrooms

4) lunch time naps

 

I forgot how much work I'm capable of accomplishing when I'm in a distraction free environment.  I accomplished more yesterday morning than I had in days at the office.

Maybe some day I'll push to have it be a more regular occurrence.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

o Oprah, you so crazy wrong

Dear O,

I have to say I normally agree with you....  usually.  Today, I tried Ezell's which is boasted to be your favorite.  People kept telling me how you have it shipped directly to your mouth, which I must say, did impress me.

After tasting your favorite chicken, I do have to tell you that you are wrong.  Dead wrong.  Uh uh, girlfriend!  *snap snap* Save your money and go to your local KFC.   Good lord, woman!  You have personal chefs... and your wasting money and fedex's time on this grease pit? 

Next time you want Ezell's chicken, you send the money to me and I will fly out and slap you if you think that'll help.

Seriously?  Please don't tell me Ezell is related to you.

 

Much Love (and please send me money),

Daniel

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

happy

malcolm says: danyul iz happee

I hate bicyclists

bicycle

I hate bicyclists... and I'm not going to be sorry for saying that, so don't even think about giving me that look.

Yes, I totally agree biking instead of driving is better for the environment.  I'm all for it!  Heck, I want to get a bike too and try biking to work.  But, what I hate, is those bikers that don't share the road.  Maybe I'm not educated on the laws, but what I see happening just seems wrong to me.  

Why can bicyclists weave their way in between traffic all the way to the front of the line?   This morning, while sitting at a stop light, a bicyclist weaseled his way up the long line behind me and parked his spandex covered butt right in front of me waiting for the light.  He even backed himself up so he was a foot in front of me.... waited for the green light, then went on his way.  I really really really resisted the urge to accelerate and smack him in the ass with my bumper.  If we're supposed to share the road, shouldn't they obey the same rules?  If he can maneuver his ass to the front, why can't I?  Shouldn't he have to sit in line like the rest of us?

I'm a very patient person when it comes to traffic.  Waiting for him wasn't the problem.  It's just the unfairness that bothers me.

I'd rant more since bicyclists get in my way every day, but luckily for you, dear reader, I have a meeting to attend.

Monday, October 22, 2007

i can throw things out.

garbage

It's been almost 3 months since I started here and since day 1 I've been asking for a garbage can.  Apparently they are in short supply.  I even had my manager sign off on ordering a garbage can from officemax, which I never received... I'm sure someone ninja'd it as soon as it came in.

Today, Rachel, sat down at her desk next to me and said "I think I saw some garbage cans upstairs..".   To which I responded "OMG WHERE?!"

So, today, at almost 3 months of employment, I am the happy owner of a ninja'd garbage can.  I can now throw things out.  wow.

Friday, October 19, 2007

another 10 minute drawing

IMG_1746

oneiricvision said:
"yarr i want you to draw an egg and inside the egg there be an island, and on the island there is a little frog on a palm tree holding two gold doubloons. Oh, and the egg should be on a pillow with tassels and fringes. "

cage

server rack

there's a server rack that's been sitting next to my desk for days now. 

at night, when no one is here, I live out my dream of being a go go dancer and I cage dance.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

email fwd

something funny

a bunch of these are going around the office email system, thought i'd share.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

bibbity bobbity boo

as it turns out, magic sand really isn't all that magical.

Monday, October 15, 2007

anyone? hellooo?

anyone love me enough to buy me this? 

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-Details.asp?EdpNo=2512312&AffiliateID=JiKFT4_PBl4-V19tNlyz001Sm.B0yYDjCw

*sad face*

 

 

 

*pout*

 

hahaha, yeah i didn't think so.

waiting

is it sad that i can never just wait for a package to show up? i have to sit here and keep refreshing the page until it says 'delivered'... and then i'll run upstairs and get it.

lord knows i can't just subscribe and wait for the alert, that just wouldn't be fast enough.

Prada Princess

"You want me to pay? Me? ...but i'm carrying Prada! Like, seriously."

Friday, October 12, 2007

random pic buddies

who wants to be a random pic buddy?  i used to love to send random pics from my camera phone with various friends.... kinda a twitter, but pic style.

if you would like to...send me a face shot (for a phone book pic) along with your screenname (in case i don't recognize the shot... hehe)... i'll send something back.

(two zero six) nine two two - one one one one

haiku to my cereal

my flax cereal

organic flax plus®
makes my tummy go mmm mmm
and my butt go poo

stains stains and more stains

 

Someone, around 2 years ago, told me I should put down a canvas or something on my desk and capture all the coffee stains.

So I did. I found a giant sheet of coated paper and put it down. It was looking pretty cool until I had a giant spill yesterday and washed most of it out.

It looked cooler when i inverted the pic.

maybe i'll start again.

sad thing is... this is about a weeks worth... hehe

Thursday, October 11, 2007

new wallet

went to chinese for lunch today and browsed a small novelty store before leaving... look what i found, heh

Monday, October 08, 2007

why i hate people

gawd i really hate people.... Serially...

yet another reason to despise people in general.

like this person couldn't have used one of the other several hundred open spots in the lot....they had to squeeze in next to me.  gawd, i hate you so much!!

instead of going home with the cat food i needed you made me walk around longer at barnes and nobles and buy books i didn't need...ARGH!!!

Friday, October 05, 2007

Thursday, October 04, 2007

i'm so dumb

Me: OMG, i'm so stupid... ugh!
Malcolm: You bought something didn't you?
Me: Yes...30gb zune... the old one tho!
Malcolm: Daniel, you have no money!
Me: I noze....
Malcolm: Daniel, you work 2 jobs now just to support your addiction!
Me: 3 jobs...
Malcom: 3 jobs!  Now think if you'd stop buying, you could maybe work 2.
Me: But... it was on sale...

You can't see me picking my nose...

You cant see me picking my nose...

I'm camouflaged!!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

o noze!

what did i do now?!

Look what I did on the way home last night.

Cid2042 says he loves how spontaneous I am.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Chinese cat

Chinese cat is Chinese

Chinese cat is Chinese!