jolly green giant

 

For breakfast I brought in a sack full of green beans from my walk to the market yesterday.  That’s them up there, I took a picture just for you guys so you could remember what they look like ;)  It’s been forever since I had an actual raw green bean.  I forgot how dry and crunchy they are… but not in a bad way.  I think I’m just so used to the squishy canned kind that eating them raw will take some getting used to.

In other news, tomorrow I will be hitting my two week mark of my diet / eating raw.  I knew my co-workers would be asking what I’m down to since it’s Monday morning, so I did jump on the scale and look.  Oh who am I kidding! I jump on the scale like 10 times a day.  I can’t help myself.

I’m down 16.5 lbs so far.   I find myself pondering if I can will myself down those 3.5 lbs to the 20 mark by tomorrow.  Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Quiet, let’s center ourselves.

OOOOoooommmmmmm……. OOOoooooommmmmmmm….

how did you f up today

Far be it for me to point out people’s F@#% ups, but as a man with a camera, it’s my duty.  Seriously, it is.. really.

Yes by all means, drive the wrong way down a one way service road, ignore the cones & construction warning signs, and run your car right off the steep ledge.

And THAT, is how you f@#%ed up today.

one crappy day

Today sure seems to be starting off horribly.

Couldn’t sleep last night, but needed to get into work early for a meeting… So I’m dragging ass today.

When I got here, I found out someone really special is having their job cut at the end of the month.

I just ran into a friend from downstairs and found out her hubby was mugged and is dealing with the drama of a beat up husband and stolen cards.

What next?  …Anyone??

Everything seemed so positive lately, and then BAM!   Well if it’s going to be one of those days, lets get it all out today and get back to the good times.

cailin paints with awesome sauce

When I came into work today I had this treasure sitting on my desk from a coworker’s daughter. 

It’s colorful and shiny and I like it.

I see a frog hoping among erect penii.  I don’t think that’s what she painted, but that’s what I see when I look it.  And that makes me giggle.

What do you see?

its monday

It’s Monday and I'm still bitter the fat bunny didn’t bounce his way into our house and leave me little nuggets of crap in a basket.

Not that I need to increase the size of my thunder thighs, but still… woulda been nice.

hrmph.

out of boredom

Out of boredom I started a new series of doodles, “The Kitten Suicides”

Why?  Because I often wish one of my cats would just up and die.  I would never harm her, I just day dream about it because she’s so damn annoying.

Feel free to offer suggestions for new drawings, I am going to try and do one quick doodle a night.

Enjoy.

Hanging

Pills

called out

I totally got called out. Malcolm and I like to hit the spaghetti factory on thursdays since they give this curry soup we love.  It's pretty much the only lunch we leave the office for. I'm packed in the carby goodness that was my cheesy spaghetti, had my scoop of ice cream and paid the check. Me: "I want this pen..." It wrote so nice, not like the crappy bic's and such we have at the office. Zoink!   In my pocket it went.  And if you know me, I'm not a very sneaky person.  I'm pretty obvious about such things.  I wanted it...  and that's all there is too it. We're leaving and the waitress comes back to the table for one last collection while we put on our coats and leave.  From behind I hear, "Hey, did you steal my pen!!!" Yes, yes I did. So I feel my pockets not remembering which of the cargo short pockets it went into. "Oh, maybe you didn't.." she admitted. "No, here it is!"   I gave it to her and held my smirk and laugh until I was out the door. Malcolm laughed, "You totally got called out." "But I really wanted that pen!"  *pout* Why do the crappy pens with doctor advertisements always write the best?

Why I hate working in Seattle

Today we received a notice that are parking price in the downstairs garage is going up again.  They jacked the price up to over $200/mo.

While I enjoy the luxury of being able to park AT work.. I'm not going to let them continue raping my wallet... that's for boys that are much much much prettier.   To top it off I never get a parking spot as it is.  They over book and the valet has to move my car around all day since there are no open spots.  I guess I assumed when I purchased a spot, I'd actually HAVE a spot when I got here.

So I ordered an electric bicycle and am going to begin biking it to work.  Which will be awesome after all the bitching I've done over the last year about bicyclists.

I went with this tricycle, I'm thinking of painting it pink and putting hello kitties all over it... maybe a white plastic basket with one of those overly fake white flowers stuck to it... oh and don't forget the streamers off the handles..woot woot!  I'll make sure to wear my best leather biking gear to top off the look.

 

 

I know I could have just hit the local bike shop and probably have been okay with a standard bike, but let's face it...I'm fat and need help up hills :P   

It should be here next Wednesday.